I swear I try to take the Transformers "Shattered...
floptimus: stasis cuffs are the greatest creation ever
Josh: What’s he shooting at?
Me: It doesn’t matter because it’s Shockwave and he isn’t gonna hit it anyway.
eribro: eridaww: eribro: could you imagine if they made a shirt for your legs pants. the word you are looking for is pants. dude im so fucking high right now
To those who won't hear this:
wristsareforbracelets: Good morning, I love you. Have a good day. Good afternoon, hope you’re having a good day. I love you. Goodnight, I love you. Sleep Well.
calibrashuns: obsolescentautomaton: calibrashuns: I love traveling but ndjjsn I always get so restless the night before :c someone sing me to sleeeeeeep Go to sleeep calibrashuns There’s no monsters in the house Weeps I’ve never heard that lullaby before
plantlicker: i’m not sexually frustrated i’m sexually FURIOUS
cakeybots: Why hello attractive video game characters
autobot-cruiser asked: Swindle, Megatron, Breakdown, Cyclonus
skies-thelimit asked: Socket, cutie frenchy-boy*Cevian~, Swandle, and Starscream \o/
kigurou-snow asked: SWINDLE, THUNDER, STARSCREAM, CYCLONUS.
Let's Play Fuck, Marry, Cuddle, Kill (give me four...
maggamaggamagga: this is just asking for painful pain but i am strong like iron clad ovaries. bring it.
lucyofthesky: bulletproof-pillowpets: TFP headcannon: Bee and Smokescreen both got their new paint jobs from one of Raf’s cousins, Raoul. Does Raoul happen to own a blue Stingray Corvette? ;)
nikaalexandra: do you ever hear someone’s name and just
romangodfrey: keep your friends close, but your enemies closer like really, very close intimately close so close that you can feel your enemies breath on your neck and you shiver with hatred and… anticipation? turn around and look deep into your enemies eyes, letting your gaze drag down to their lips, your eyes intense with desire. push your enemies up against the wall. make out with...
wtfstuck: wtfstuck: why did yugi’s grandpa need to go to the hospital when he lost a card game
thealebat: Happy early Mother’s day to everyone you’re all moms because you have ocs
thingsthatsuckass: THATS WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. PURIFY EVERYTHING